An Index of Tentacles

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Pinned Post adults have a right to safe spaces kids deserve best but ne'er the twain should meet please leave me to my smut and gore kids literally please i am so tired of trying to babysit i just want to enjoy being alive pinned post things that should not have to be this complicated
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vaspider

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

an Elon musk tweet  To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:  - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/dayALT
vaspider

IT GETS WORSE!

"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

delcat177

So, like, theoretically, is this something that you can initiate just by having the app/site open?

Just any old body, open it up and it bots itself on your behalf?

infohazard twitter do it FOR GREAT JUSTICE
manywinged
manywinged

had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like "do you mind if i ask you for help with something?" and when i jokingly said "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" he replied "we always have a choice" and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.

manywinged

A screencap of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker dueling at the end of Return of the Jedi. Vader is captioned "i don't think you have much of a choice to be honest" and Luke is captioned "we always have a choice".ALT

it literally felt like this

big energy stra wras star wars unexpectedly epic
zwoelffarben
owlpellet

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i know i have made this specific gripe before but from the salesfloor, with love: stop sidesaddling your cart you take up the entire goddamn aisle and knock over all my nice displays with your oblivious wide turns the handle is right there it is literally easier to push the cart than to pull it why do you do this i want you to stop as much as i want to understand aaaaaaauaughghghggghg

owlpellet

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my own fucking roommate..... this is what father gascoigignine meant by beasts all over the shop or whatever

sarcoptid

i have a theory that people feel silly putting their little hands together up on the handle, like it's too feminine or something

related: have you ever encountered one of these maniacs

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owlpellet

no but one time my coworker saw an instacart shopper finish loading up the cart into their trunk and instead of walking it back to the cart return they lifted it up and hurled it over the fence and down the hill into the road below

loth-catgirl

incredible

zwoelffarben

To be fair, I side-straddle the cart on my weaker leg's side and lean on it like a crutch and I get out of the way of other people when necessary.

delcat177

There’s two sides to every story but this one is at six and counting

shopping humanity shopping carts accessiblity always allow accessibility we are all gonna need it someday i'm a basket guy personally no that's a lie i just grab everything i want and carry it around in my hands i bring my own bag and i walk to and from so it does give me a good idea of if i can haul okay but also i'm a lazy chaotic gremlin i don't hate that grocery shopping groceries
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mllecosettefauchelevent

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

annaveriani

"you are functionally a conservative" is such a good and clarifying insult

Literally right after I saw this post, I saw another post in a discord chat for BOOK EDITORS in which an outspokenly liberal editor talked about how Nabokov should have never been published because he wrote about p*dophiles and described women's bodies in ways that made her uncomfortable. She described his writing as "objectively terrible" and said she wanted to burn his books. And other editors were bringing up classics they didn't like and talking about how they wanted to throw them in the trash. This wasn't like a light "unpopular opinion!" conversation. This was actual book editors talking about how books should be destroyed and censored.

There is something so scary and toxic in global culture right now. The revival of fascism is influencing everyone's mindset and approach to art, regardless of where they fall on the political spectrum.

I see far more books being censored today than when I was a kid. Librarians handed me The Catcher in the Rye, The Sexual Politics of Meat, and Animal Farm when I was literally 8-11. My mom would never have taken a book away from me. I read everything from the Tao Te Ching to the Qur'an to atheist texts under my desk at school. Teachers thought nothing of it or encouraged it. Books seemed universally acknowledged as sacrosanct to me.

Now I can't find any adults who don't hesitate or want to make exceptions when it comes to censorship. Even the most liberal social activist librarians I know go, "well except for book X..."

Functionally conservative. It's so important to have the language to express that.

mllecosettefauchelevent

Thank you for this addition!

cricketcat9

And, following up on the previous post …

“This makes me uncomfortable” is NOT a valid reason for censorship

These fucking book editors should remove themselves from the profession ASAP 😡

prismatic-bell

The only reason a book should be removed, the ONLY reason, is “we are keeping it in the restricted section for research because its only intended function is to cause harm.”


And to be clear, when I say this, I’m talking about shit like To Train Up A Child and The Protocols of Zion. One is a text responsible for the deaths of multiple children because it’s an abuse how-to, and the other is entirely fabricated “protocols” from a group that never actually existed but is claimed to represent all Jews, and it’s basically one long antisemitic screed.

And even these should be available. Just. Not where they’re gonna be used to start a white supremacist cult.

delcat177

There’s an interesting hinge on the last bit, which is they’re fine examples for restriction, but are also critical titles to be aware of, read, and understood, so that you can be aware of and understand fanatics.

I say that as a sometimes-librarian, in the facet of “Mein Kampf is good to have around because it’s part of history, shines a light on the worst of us, and people are curious, plus it’s objectively bad and undermines fascist arguments”. It’s a hot button and understandably so, but the going logic in libraries has been for many, many years to have it available, and I think that’s a prudent choice for that case.

I also say that as an exvangelical who leans on the side of book burning for the singular title To Train Up a Child–lean, but come back, because it’s horrible to read, but it helps me understand depths of religious trauma that I was able to bypass, which gives me the full picture of religious trauma, not just my own. Like Mein Kampf, it is also just. *Tremendously* evident to anyone not already entrenched in Gothardism that these people are full-blown whackadoodle and should be hung by the neck until sorry…

…or it *should* be, but can it be trusted to be understood?

I know we’re talking about conservatives, but the really unifying and worrying thing we have going on right now is the death of media literacy. If honest to God *editors* are looking at Lolita and going “This is a book written to glorify pedophilia and should be burned”, if the people in charge are missing the point that hard, we are in some deep shit.

I could go all the way out and say the Bible is available absolutely everywhere, to the point that you’re encouraged to steal them from hotel rooms if your name or Biblical name is Gideon, and that it has supported white supremacy against its will for many, many years, but I don’t want to sound pretentious, and it’s not the Bible’s fault. Nobody I knew in The Cults wanted to read it in context, they just used deliberate (or, in the sad cases, completely unaware and righteous) cherry-picking and “interpretation” to support hateful beliefs they already had. It’s a hell of a lot of weight to put on a book so old they used to have to write it on dead sheeps.

censorship puritans puritanism purity culture life is not pure life is cut with every possible agent of unhinged filler tell honest stories writing soapbox gothardism to train up a child mein kampf lolita the book by nabokov salinger dodging a bullet on THAT tag the protocols of zion books literary media literacy education i care so much about this sheeps are papyrus animals right? exvangelical not one cult but three i need to get my shit together and write a damned book
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delcat177

Wait, are you saying there’s a spy museum, international no less, and it’s just sitting the fuck out there in the open? Is this a fucking test??

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